It is like a scrip for a gay porno movie

How many times have we watched a porno movie in which supposedly straight college fraternity men have gay sex? How about the following profile for one of those actors?

 I’m a f**kin’ redneck who likes to snowboard and ride dirt bikes. But I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some sh*t and just f**kin’ chillin’ I guess. Ya f*ck with me I’ll kick ass.

 When I was in college, I knew of fraternity guys who had sex with each other. It was a well-known open secret. How did I know? The bitches talked.

Also, at that time I had the hots for a roommate who was a member of the school’s ice hockey team. Watching the hockey players play was like watching professional wrestlers doing their wrestling on skates. They were not huge like the football players but have the physique of ballet dancers (huh, I vaguely remember a movie about this). They played rough and tumble and spoke an English dialect that I barely understood. I always wondered how they were in bed. But that was way, way in my past.

This is now:

Welcome to the cyber world my Johnston twink. I hope you become a good daddy, and enjoy your unintended fame. I am sure you’ll become rich because of this.

[UPDATE: Willow Palin, on her blog (see here, commented as follows:]

[UPDATE Sept. 6: Willow Palin’s blog is now gone]

I deleted all my old entries, it was hard but I rather not have millions of strangers in my life. I am making this new post to tell you guys to lay off my sister! Yes my sister made a mistake, but we all do! Todd is a nice guy, and yes, maybe he said he didn’t want kids but im sure he will somehow figure that he needs to quit sports, quit having fun, maybe quit highschool marry my sister and live happy for ever! Also the babydaddy comments are rude, we are not black! I will add another post later, I have to go console bristol, leave her alone! just leave her alone!

I agree and I apologize. Your mother should have realized what kind of publicity she would draw given her stance on sex abstenance before marriage. Just one more thought. Why do you equate “babydaddy” with being Black? I don’t think Black people have a monopoly on that word.

 

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